Trinity says goodbye to spiritual icon

Congregation sets controversial Pastor Jeremiah Wright afloat on Lake Michigan!

By Herm Welty, Political correspondent

March 17, 2008, Chicago--The soothing rhythm of a Negro spiritual filled the crisp air at daybreak Sunday as more than 600 well-heeled members of Trinity United Church of Christ gathered on the icy shores of Lake Michigan to say farewell to a spiritual icon.

Tears ran down the cheeks of church elders when they pushed with long poles a thirty-ton block of ice into the wind-whipped white caps.

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