Bow Wow Wow!

N.Y. Governorship goes to the dogs!

March 13, 2008, New York--You Fool! You paid 4,300 bucks for that? You humiliated your wife and three teen-aged daughters for that? You betrayed your friends and citizenry for that?

"That" has the deliciously melodramatic name Ashley Dupre. Formerly known as "Kristen the high-end prostitute," Ashley is the woman who helped bring down the Governor of New York.

Wow! er, bow wow. . . .

Read the rest of this study in bad taste.

www.newslampoon.com