Would the real George Fox please stand up?

Client 9's mysterious alter-ego

March 12, 2008--When Eliot Spitzer, Governor of the State of New York, signed in at the the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, DC, to engage in unlawful sex with Kristen the high-end prostitute, he used the name "George Fox."

Not a bad alias, Eliot. Believable but clever. Solid yet lively. A little Father of Our Country mixed with canine trickster. In short, a perfect "John" alias, signaling to the discerning high-end call girl the promise of a "date" with a man of means who is not too boring, the promise of both quick cash and a quick orgasm.

See the Real George Fox!

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