Talibanders to U.S.: 'Send more money'

Terrorists' electronics not up to date

By Mickey Sartre, News Lampoon cub reporter

March 10, 2008, Kabul, Afghanistan--The Taliban fighter handed me a cup of green tea and said, "I should kill you."

I set the cup down on the concrete floor where we sat facing each other, cross-legged on thin rugs. The curtains drawn, the room was dark. The interview was being conducted in secret, in a concrete Taliban "safe house"--if there is such a thing as a Taliban safe house. "If you divulge identity," said the Talibander, "I will kill you."

"You haven't told me your name," I said.

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