Eight-year-old lawyer being sued!

Bar Association fears damage to reputation

From wire reports

March 8, 2008--In an unprecedented display of solidarity, lawyers around the world have united to file a class-action suit against an 8-year-old boy who passed an entrance exam to a Brazilian law school.

The boy, Joao Victor Portellinha, has set up an office in Sao Paulo and has already earned over $2,000,000. "Being a lawyer is easy," said little Joao. "All you have to do is lie, and they give you money. It's fun!

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