Another B.O. aide secret memo found

Memo assures French Foreign Minister U.S. 'will be there' for France

According to the memo, an Obama presidency would be dedicated to finding new ways to rebuild goodwill between the U.S. and France, first of which would be to strike down smoking bans in U.S. cities. "As a smoker, Barack Obama understands the importance of being free to have a smoke anywhere one wants to, including government buildings, restaurants, hospitals, churches, and daycare centers," the memo reads. "As a further gesture of goodwill, every French man and woman entering the United States will be given a free carton of Marlboros.

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