Chris Matthews stalking Obama

Keeps sending 'creepy' love notes, text messages

March 26, 2008--The Barack Obama campaign has requested that federal authorities investigate MSNBC Hardball host Chris Matthews because of "creepy" text messages and handwritten love notes he has been sending to Obama.

"This is very painful," said Obama campaign manager David Plouffe when asked to confirm the story, "because Chris has been one of our staunchest supporters. Hardball has saved us millions in advertising dollars. We don't bother airing commercials during his show because Hardball has been an hour-long commercial in itself, and we are grateful to Chris for that. But if he does something weird, and I didn't try to protect Barack, I would never forgive myself."

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