We Love You, Mister President, Canto 3, released today!

To read the latest installment of News Lampoon poet Byron Gordon's new epic, please the the link below:

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We Love You, Mister President! Canto 2 out today!

Read Canto the Second of News Lampoon poet Byron Gordon's epic presidential saga--in verse!

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We Love You, Mister President!

We at the News Lampoon welcome poet Byron Gordon to our ranks. Byron tells us he was an English major at a good two-year college and has written and read “lots of poems.” He seems to know quite a bit about poetry, and we look forward to seeing more of what he can do. So get busy, Byron! We’re hard-working scribblers here at the News Lampoon and have no time to “sit on our laurels"!

Click the link to read Canto One of Byron's new epic: "We Love You, Mister President!"