Why Cleveland (and just about everyone else) Hates Joe Scarborough so Much

An in-depth report by Mickey Sartre, News Lampoon cub reporter.

Joe claims he resigned his congressional seat in 2001 to spend more time with his kids; he tells us this again and again, ad nauseam, as if trying to convince himself. Oh, yeah, and there was also the matter of the dead girl found in his Florida office. . . .

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