WARNING! YOU MIGHT BE IN DANGER!

WARNING!

YOU MIGHT BE IN DANGER!

Public Service Announcement

February 8, 2008--You could be in DANGER! If you don't take action IMMEDIATELY, you and your family and friends could PAY a HEAVY PRICE!

It has been reported to us that IMMINENT DANGER lurks near you and that you need to take certain steps to ENSURE YOUR SAFETY!

If you don't take these steps EXACTLY AS WE DESCRIBE THEM, we cannot be held responsible for any PERSONAL HARM incurred by YOU OR YOUR FAMILY!

This RED ALERT MUST NOT be ignored. If you do ignore it, you do so at your PERIL!

CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS CONCERNING THIS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Details at eleven.

This "public service announcement" was inspired by do-anything-for-ratings television station program managers. This WARNING is now officially cancelled.

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