PATRIOTS FORFEIT SUPER BOWL!

From wire reports

February 3, 2008, Phoenix—New England Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick announced late last night that his team will not play in today’s Super Bowl game.

“We had a terrible week of practice,” said Belichick. “I couldn’t really see us doing much out there, so I sent everyone home.”

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