Super Tuesday--Win 1 Million Dollars!

The NewsLampoon.com is prepared to award one million dollars in cash to the person who is successfully able to explain in a way our editorial monkeys can understand how it is that our election system works, from the primaries, caucuses, delegates, and super-delegates, to the electoral college. To win the cash, the essay must be submitted, read by our editorial panel, voted on, etc, before the first opening of polls today.

The successful essay will be published in the NewsLampoon.com.

The cash will be awarded in a ceremony (date tba) at "The Mall" in Washington, DC.

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