Sunday, February 3, 2008

Van der Sloot Lies Exposed Tonight

February 2, 2008, The Hague, Netherlands—Joran Van der Sloot told a Dutch journalist Friday that he was lying when he lied about his story, “which was a bunch of lies,” Van der Sloot allegedly claims.
“I’m very sorry,” Van der Sloot reportedly said, his eyes reportedly welling up, “but I’m very confused right now. Pay no attention to my tears. I’m not crying.”
“I do believe he was telling the truth when he said he was lying,” said the journalist. “The crocodile tears proved it, I’d say.”

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