Wolfson joins FOX!

Some call it a strange hybrid; I call it love at first bite

By Ariel Trebuchet, News Lampoon columnist

"I guess they're really hot for him," the staffer said. The words made me quiver with excitement, but I was skeptical because what he had told me seemed unnatural, almost taboo. I knew I had to be careful.

"I'll return the favor when this is confirmed," I said.

"C'mon! Stop teasing," the staffer pleaded. "I really need it now!"

He'd never let me down before, so after a little more probing, I decided to chance it, even though the thought of giving it to him in that filthy alley made my skin crawl.

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