News Lampoon staff to go on 'forced hiatus'

Publisher cites blogger deaths; workers fear brainwashing, heavier work load

The most ominous-sounding part of the memo informing us about the "hiatus" is the "free counseling (attendance mandatory)" paragraph. Mark my words: they're going to try to brainwash us into working more hours for less pay. He'll also try to get us on board with this "Draft Jesse Ventura" thing. If they try any of that crap on me, I'm walking.

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