An apology to our many readers

We fucked up, but in the scheme of things . . .

I was reeling in this big old fucking fish when it came to me. This thing came out of the ocean, man! This big, had to be old, fucking fish was the biggest one I had ever seen, but with the ocean and sky backdrop, it somehow occurred to me that this monster doing all these incredible spiraling flips with the hook at the end of my line in its mouth wasn't, in the scheme of things, that big a deal after all, so I let him go.

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