Invisible Killer Rays!

According to recent news stories, Wi-Fi rays are killing my sperm, but my cell phone will not give me brain cancer anymore, though if I put it in my front pants pocket, it, too, will kill my sperm.  I don’t believe it, the part about cell phones no longer causing brain cancer.  Like milk and eggs, red wine and red meat, one week it’s okay, the next it’s something different.  Someday soon a scientific study will put cell phones back on the cancer-causing list, and if not, then what about my cordless phone?

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