David Motari likes chillin' 'n killin' puppies!

Liked hangin' with friends too--'Whatever happened to Semper Fi?'

By Mickey Sartre, News Lampoon cub reporter

March 6, 2008--Hiding out in his mom's basement "gets a little lonely," says U.S. Marine and puppy killer David Motari, "but I'm sure this'll all blow over soon."

This reporter wouldn't bet on it.

Read more about this great patriot!