Friday, February 22, 2008

John McCain Slept with Me

By Ariel Trebuchet, News Lampoon columnist

Washington--Nine years ago, when I was a congressional page, John McCain slept with me. He slept with all of us, except for the boys, of course. It's been pretty well documented who slept with the boys, and it certainly was not Johnny McCain.

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