Feds Probe Waxman's Nose!

Evidence Rumored To Be Hidden in Congressman's Nasal Cavities

By Mickey Sartre, News Lampoon cub reporter

February 18, 2008, Washington--Amid allegations that Congressman Henry Waxman (D-California) has hidden evidence pertinent to the Roger Clemens steroids investigation in his nose, Congress requested that Waxman voluntarily allow a probe of his nasal cavities.

Federal agents wearing protective clothing and oxygen tanks entered Waxman's nostrils late last night after the congressman was given a mild sedative. As of 3:00 a.m. ET, they had found a locked filing cabinet, baseballs signed by Sandy Koufax, Don Drysdale, and Barry Bonds, and numerous video tapes.

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