Ahmadinejad demands personal apology from President Bush

February 24, 2008, Crawford, TX--Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad demanded Friday that the U.S. and its allies apologize for accusing Iran of seeking nuclear weapons.

Today Ahmadinejad revised his demand, saying he wants the apology to come from President Bush in person, at Bush's Prairie Chapel Ranch outside of Crawford, Texas.

"The President of the United States has never invited me to his ranch," Ahmadinejad told reporters as he held back tears. "I've never been to Camp David, either."

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